Dear Ritter Sport,
I just wanted to write you a note to tell you how much I enjoyed our time together. I love how you have two sides to your personality: your crunchy biscuit part and your smooth, melty chocolate part.
I know we didn't have much time together (certainly less than I thought!) but every moment was pure bliss. I look forward to seeing you again. Soon.
Lovingly yours,
Ms. Yum Yum
I have gained many a pound from Ritter Sport. We aren't speaking these days. Not at least until I can fit into my jeans again.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Ritter Sport!!!! (shakes fist in air)