File this is the "What the ???" category. These are actual lollipops that, using some whacked-out Jetsons' technology, do something to your brain and make you do one of the following: relax, socialize, assert, meditate, overcome or focus. They're sold out right now, due to "overwhelming interest that is outstripping supply."
Pretty freaky stuff, although admittedly I'd be curious to try the "relax" flavor the next time the Sugar Baby dumps his yogurt all over the cane chairs.