We interrupt our regularly scheduled candy coverage to bring you this important information. For Christmas, Memaw bestowed upon me this: a pineapple slicer. Now I'm not much for gadgets, and though we do eat a lot of pineapple in this house, I've always figured that a plain old knife is the best pineapple slicer around. Well, color me wrong. I had to try this contraption out and, holy cow! It's the coolest thing ever. All you do is cut off the top of the pineapple, then place the contraption on top, give it a few very easy twists and voila!