Wednesday, August 27, 2008

No-Nuts Has Left the Building

She couldn't take it anymore ... the crying Sugar Baby, the 9 p.m. bedtime, the 6 a.m. alarm clock, the constant quoting of Flight of the Conchords ... so No-Nuts packed her Vera Bradley bags and she's outta here. Actually, it's back-to-school for her. So, drumroll please ... After an entire summer of eating countless bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches; Trader Joe's caramels; four blueberry cakes; 2 dozen Forgettable cookies; Peach-Os; pizza bagels; tuna noodle casserole; licorice; Dove chocolates; an entire jar of hot fudge for dinner one night; and all of the Sugar Baby's leftover grilled cheeses and macaroni and cheese dinners, she LOST FOUR POUNDS. Son of a @&#($!

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