Dear Trader Joe's Lumpy Bumpy Bar,
I know we've only know each other for a day or so, but ... I love you.
There. I said it.
I love everything about you.
I love how you come in a box. I love your dark chocolate coating and your soft, sticky caramel. I love that you contain peanuts. And most of all, I love your nougaty goodness.
I love you through and through. So for that reason, please don't ever come to my house again, because I just can't say no.
Yours, always, Madame Yum Yum
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