Ode to a mellowcreme pumpkin

You've gotta love this: (it's from a blog called McPollock, Inc.)

Ode to a mellowcreme pumpkin

You are orange and green

You taste like a dream

And you are manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts, tree nuts, sunflower seeds, milk, soy, and wheat

You herald the fall

From the special Halloween candy aisle I hear your call

You contain Partially Hydrogenated Cottonseed and/or Soybean Oil, which adds a dietarily insignificant amount of fat

Oh, sweet, sweet mellowcreme pumpkin...

let's get together tonight in front of the Gilmore Girls

Where I will feast upon you until I very nearly hurl

They don't put nearly enough of you in the Brach's Autumn Mix.

Amen
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Amen, indeed!