A conversation yesterday afternoon:
Mr. Goodbar: "I keep finding candy all over the house."
Me: "Hmm. Yeah." (Thinking, "You don't know the half of it, sucka.")
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Later on that evening, we decided to re-arrange the kitchen cabinets in order to vex and confuse the Sugar Baby who has taken to lying down in front of the cupboards screaming and crying saying, "Cookie! Cookie! Cheese! Cheese!"
Mr. Goodbar: "Let's move all the coffee stuff over there."
Me: "Okay, hand it to me."
Mr. Goodbar reaches into the cabinet and pulls out the sugar bowl and creamer, which is filled with Pez. "There's #$*&% candy everywhere!"
Mr. Goodbar: "I keep finding candy all over the house."
Me: "Hmm. Yeah." (Thinking, "You don't know the half of it, sucka.")
*
Later on that evening, we decided to re-arrange the kitchen cabinets in order to vex and confuse the Sugar Baby who has taken to lying down in front of the cupboards screaming and crying saying, "Cookie! Cookie! Cheese! Cheese!"
Mr. Goodbar: "Let's move all the coffee stuff over there."
Me: "Okay, hand it to me."
Mr. Goodbar reaches into the cabinet and pulls out the sugar bowl and creamer, which is filled with Pez. "There's #$*&% candy everywhere!"
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