Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Freedom Bar


Keep those candy bar fantasies coming! It's fun to see what other people love in their candy bars. In the meantime, this tidbit was too delicious not to share:


(Editor's note: the following is not necessarily the opinion of Candy Yum Yum or anyone employed by the house of CYY. Although, really, we find it quite yummy. However, being the open-minded institution that we are, we will gladly run your version of an Obamarama Bar or a Shrieking Hillary Pop.)



I dream of a chocolate bar in the shape of George Bush. It would be in celebration of his last "State of the Union" speech. Its purpose would be a good-will chocolate bar to be distributed free of charge to all the countries we have alienated and just plain pissed off during his 8 year reign. It would be of the best quality free-trade organic bitter-sweet chocolate, with delicious nuts, and dried fruit from a wide range of countries representing a celebration and acceptance of all faiths, nationalities, and lifestyles living together harmoniously, free of religious right wing, corporate money-grubbing, pathological liar- nazi freaks formally known as the "Bush Administration". The head of the GWB Freedom Bar would, of course, be full of marshmallow. That, dear Miss Yumyum, is my dream bar.


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